(2D men have got it going on)
(2D men have got it going on)
(2D men have got it going on)
(2D men have got it going on)

Baby can I come over after school?
We can watch some shows, and pretend to be co~o~l
Did you see that new episode today?
Isn't he hot? Don't try to say that you aren't gay!

You know I'm not the weaboo that I used to be
I'm lurking /cm/ now, oh, baby can't you see?

2D men have got it going on
They're all I want and I've waited for so long
Baby, can't you see, you're just not the guy for me
I know it might seem wrong, but
2D men just turn me on

(2D men have got it going on)
(2D men have got it going on)

Baby do you remember the show we watched last?
I just forgot, it felt like it went by so fa~a~st.
You may have said that that one couple was hot,
But I went home and cropped her out in photoshop.

And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But I get all hot and bothered when I think of him with me

2D men have got it going on
They're all I want and I've waited for so long
Baby, can't you see, you're just not the guy for me
I know it might seem wrong, but
2D men just turn me on

2D men have got it going on
They're all I want and I've waited for so long
Baby, can't you see, I'm in love with a bishie
I know it might seem wro~ng

2D men just (turn me on ahh)
2D men just (turn me on ahh)
I've been waiting
Baby, can't you see, you'll never be in my dreams
I know it might be wrong, but, 2D men just turn me on